Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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