We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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