I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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