she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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