Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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