love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I understand Curling. That high.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Randomize
