why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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