They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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