Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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