why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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