shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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