Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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