i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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