One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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