I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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