Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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