We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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