is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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