On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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