Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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