we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
