idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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