what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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