If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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