Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
