So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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