You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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