I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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