i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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