what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I would ride that face into the sunset
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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