WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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