Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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