Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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