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Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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