i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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