I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
