yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
she peed on how many people?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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