Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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