i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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