I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Randomize
