Where did you get a picture of my penis
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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