so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Randomize
