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(701): View more from North Dakota

Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.

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(434): View more from Virginia

She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate

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(407): View more from Florida

Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.

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(435): View more from Utah

Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.

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(330): View more from Ohio

He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party

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(517): View more from Michigan

It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.

(517): View more from Michigan

You need to get out of the house more

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