Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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