playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
