Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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