I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You are the jesus of drinking
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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