I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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