Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I would ride that face into the sunset
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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