My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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